Old Post, New Post... I Am Playing Catch Up!

Ok… so I am in trouble here. I fear my readership of two readers is going to wane and that, as is quite apparent with only two readers, is a huge circulation problem. You see, I understand that in order to maintain readership, one must provide new reading material to maintain interest. I have failed the both of you (you know, I admit and realize there may be more of you out there, I just only know of two confirmed readers, although after the lack of posting lately, I could be down to only two readers by now, if even that many. So make comments and let me know you are here please!)! I am sorry and most humbly repent for those words I have let unwritten and thus unread!

So in order to catch up, to provide you some material and to show I was not slacking on purpose last week, the following material includes partial entries I had planned to post last week. Unfortunately I actually had work on my shifts last week, so everything came to a screeching halt.

Now here is the deal, I will proof this stuff quickly and as well as I can (I am sure you can tell I do not proof very well, and as my dear and loving wife has pointed out, I tend to ramble in almost a stream of consciousness way, stringing sentences together, thus creating a rambling effect and potentially making no sense during the entire long drawn out diatribe and quite probably tend to lose the reader as I continue down that sometime mind numbing series of event I began about at the beginning of the sentence or parenthetical), but these entries are partials with no conclusion and sometimes little body… but at least you will have a glimpse into the general thoughts I had last week. Most of which had to do with my wife, her being naked, and sex with my wife, and maybe a couple of other things thrown in… So here we go!

So this happened last week… If you read Mimi’s blog you read about the Crazies and the GREAT MELTDOWN, as that is exactly what happened. Mimi IMed me about the incident as it unfolded, here is the entry I began to put together:

… I am not rejoicing nor do I find the situation humorous, but at the same time, it is hard to turn ones eyes from a train wreck that is happening right in front of your very eyes!

The heat was turned up another notch today, and I fear like Mt Vesuvius, the pressure was too great and an eruption took place. Is this but a crack in the dome or did the whole thing blow up. I cannot say for sure at the moment, but I do know the Crazies have made it to the deep water.

Mimi IMed me and the following conversation took place:

Mimi: Hey baby
Mimi: Things are really getting bad across the street....
Mimi: MM called the police
Mimi: Mrs. C came over here and brought MB and Mrs. C had a big cut on her leg from him throwing something
Mimi: The police are there now
Mimi: Damn, there are two cops there now
Me: holy shit
Me: I cannot believe this shit
Me: lemme see if I can get out of here
Me: I do not want you to be there by yourself
Mimi: Oh baby, I think it is ok. I mean the cops are there
Me: just keep an eye out
Me: I want to know where Mr. C is
Me: be it in handcuffs
Me: I do not want you at home there by yourself if Mr. C is left there
Mimi: Well, I did lock the door :-)
Mimi: I can’t imagine they will let him stay there
Me: just keep a watch
Me: and let me know what happens
Me: windows can be broken
Mimi: Yeah, ok
Mimi: Shit, they just brought him out in handcuffs and put him in the car
Me: ok
Me: well he will be forbidden to come back there
Me: he has been tossed out
Mimi: Yeah, Mrs. C said she wanted him out until she could get an apartment
Me: she is going to see an attorney today
Mimi: yes, I think so
Me: and they will probably file some things today
Me: and he will have to pay
Me: you know it was only a matter of time

That happened on Wednesday morning and when I got in that night I tried to diligently begin working on a post after deciding not to post the IM session. I have now decided to post the IM session and this next entry I planned to post with a link to the full story on Mimi’s blog…

… As I gazed across the street this evening prior to going to work, I had to think, what the hell is wrong with those people. The house was quiet and dark as I left, my wife in bed, probably asleep already from the stressful day she endured. For the first time ever, two babies slept in my house, and my son was probably asleep too as I did not see any light emanating from the upstairs as I turned off the kitchen light to exit the house, nor did I see any lights through the windows of our house as I stood outside.

Looking across the street, the house was empty but lights inside were on and I could see several cabinets in the kitchen open, but empty. No one stirred in the house and I wondered what it looked like inside after the events of this morning. You see, this morning the trains collided, the world imploded, and the final inkling of a marriage that should have never been, ended yesterday. Now if I am mistaken about the ending of this abortion of a marriage, I will have to ask both parties directly WTF they were thinking after they get back together.

So with a cut and bleeding leg, Mrs. C brought MB over to Mimi and told Mimi that MM had called the police on Mr. C because he had basically cracked. He was throwing shit all over the house and at… (So I never finished the entry, the rest of the story is here)

Now, several times I started a post, but never finished because of fucking work.. Geez what a suck ass place this is! [I have made a prepositional faux pas… yes, just like the joke: A northern lady and a Southern Lady were standing in a line next to one another and the Southern Lady turned to the Northern Lady and said, “Why, that is the most beautiful dress you are wearing, where did you get it at?” The Northern Lady having a Yankee attitude, looked at the Southern Lady and said, “My dear, being a properly schooled woman I must tell you, that you should never end your sentences in a preposition…” The Southern Lady, being the ever so demur southern belle, blushed in what appeared to be embarrassment, smiled a gentile (spoken as “jen-teel”) smile, and in a fashionably gracious way said, “Oh I am so sorry let me start over… Why, that is the most beautiful dress you are wearing, where did you get it at BITCH?”]

Yes I know rambling and digressing once again… So this entry is about Mimi, and an outing we had a little more than a week ago. I never finished, and I may complete it depending on the week, so basically this has no ending and leaves you completely hanging… You see I must tell you about the blowjob in the Post Office and sex in the restroom from this past weekend…

… (written Saturday morning) So much to write about, and I am just not sure where to start… I feel like I am at the big money table and I have no idea where to place my chips. There is the domestic hell that erupted this week (Mimi covered that for the most part), there is this ass-clown DICK Durbin I want to kick in the nuts (assuming he has any in the first place, and it appears he has none since he is discussing apologies) as well as slander (actually it won’t be slander since he is a slimeball and knows it), there is always the on-going saga of my job and the hell associated with that, and then at some point I just have to talk about this movie I discovered, “The Girl Next Door”… High cheese factor but higher gratuity (I know just like a guy…)! And finally, I want to talk about my wife walking around in public naked. Well not naked, but practically naked. So where do I start?

Ok, how about my wife, I started writing about this some days ago, but never finished. You see, one thing I love about the South in the summer is what women tend to wear, or rather what they do not wear… I love seeing women’s bare legs and sandaled feet, their tummies (especially with a belly piercing), bare shoulders and the natural bounce of their breasts while wearing pretty much next to nothing. That is how it is with women in the South as the days lengthen and things heat up to a steamy sultry temperature. They shed their clothing and become these seductive creatures of beauty with a shimmery glean on their bare skin during the high heat of the day, God they are beautiful, I thank you Lord for these works of art you bestowed upon the earth. To look upon their curves and their gait when they walk, just makes one want to love everyone of them. BUT… I am married to my own Southern belle and I get to see her curves and her gait, and her bouncing breasts every day completely naked at home and not so naked elsewhere, but then again completely naked in other places too! You will see how all this relates to Mimi in a moment.

So last weekend Mimi and I planned to go out for a few hours. What we did in general isn’t where I am going with this entry though. It is something she did that I enjoyed and look forward to whenever we go out. You see, I have a tendency to do something that pisses my wife off, and I wonder if I am the only guy that does this… I am not sure, but regardless, I have a tendency to ask Mimi to wear certain things. Yes, sometimes I treat her like a giant dress up porn doll. When we are going out I know what I would like to see her in, and like to challenge her to wear certain things. At times she acquiesces to my more outlandish requests, like the time she wore her plaid skirt, her sheer bra and a sheer blouse. We went out taking pics at a mall and on the train and then enjoyed some naughtiness.

On some occasions she wears exactly what I would have asked her to wear like this past weekend. She wore a sundress, and well… she wore some sandals, but that was it, the dress. She is pretty hot in general but when she is basically naked with the exception of a dress covering her, it truly makes me horny. We went to a bookstore and had some coffee. And as she sat down at a table I turned in time to watch her sit and cross her legs. The dress being quite short, exposed her bare pussy. I wanted her to keep her legs uncrossed but I could not convey that to her from where I was in line getting our coffee.

Now, when we first got in the car, she made a comment about looking slutty. I told her that she looked like a woman in a sundress. I grant the dress was short, but most women and girls where short dresses, short skirts, short shorts, and tiny tops. She looked no different than most any other attractive woman who would be out on a relatively warm or hot day.

So going through the bookstore, we went to our favorite section and this section at this particular store is set in an alcove type area with a reading chair for patrons. So as we were perusing the area, I was able to reach up her dress as play with her nicely trimmed bush and smooth shaven lips, looking as if I were trying to read what she was reading. All the while, oblivious to my actions was this guy sitting in the chair with his back to us.

… So there is more about up the dress play, Mimi naked at a construction site and other such goodies… But I shall have to come back to this at a later time.

Now I shall go on about some other things in a new entry and maybe revisit some things from old entries.