Of Humble Apologies and Uncontested Divorces...
One thing I pride myself on, is that when I am wrong (which I believe is a rare occasion), I am man enough to buck up and make amends apologize and take a hit if need be. Well it appears one of those rare occasions have arisen, and I must take a hit. I went on a voracious rant the other night and part of it was directed towards someone who reads this blog. Some how I misread, misconstrued, misinterpreted, just down right missed the point of this anonymous readers comment. Something that was not directed at the state of my marriage and my wife , but which I read in a negative way, probably due to my state of mind at the time, and I lit out for blood.
For those of you who do not read this blog on a regular basis which is probably everyone, I have since removed the post because it included a pic of my wife, Mimi wearing little more than a thong and a top. However, the pic was entirely too big and I was forced to remove it since it shifted my entire template and I have not figured out the effing HTML for this template enough to make it dynamic.
Thankfully, this anonymous reader fessed-up to being the ass clown to whom I referred in my post and made explanation for his comment.
So for benefit of all my readers (both of you), my apologies and to my anonymous reader who is in fact having marital issues… things will work out one way or another. BTW, Mr. Anonymous I have officially stripped you of the title of “ass clown” and in some way feel compelled to take it, but since this is my blog I will just put the title to the side and wait for another unassuming individual who really is an ass clown to assume the title. At least more than I apparently am at the moment.
I can attest to this (this being, things will work out) because I am in my second and last marriage. I say my last because, God forbid if anything happens to my current marriage, I will only scope out 18 yr old hotties and become the proverbial Dirty Old Man, cause if I can’t make a second marriage work, I am hopeless! But this is not expected to happen, as I simply want to be a pervert, forcing my current wife to engage in my debauchery and nothing more. So no Dirty Old Man things for me! But I digress… So my first marriage was an abortion and a shambles, it never should have been. I could go on and on about what happened, why it happened, etc… but it is a waste of time. On a positive note I did receive one thing out of the almost sexless journey of six years and that would be my son, who I promise you all without jest is a miracle. No, he is healthy and all that, but his conception was simply a miracle, and yes I know you may now be thinking, oh there were conception problems? But no, I hate to disappoint you, of fertility issues there were none; she was so fertile she could drink cum and get pregnant, that is if she were to ever blow anyone. No the fact was sadly, she refused to have sex most of the time but this one particular time in a drunken haze, when we were actually able to conceived my son.
Yet I digress once again! My point within all this diatribe, is I did meet Mimi after an exhaustive search and we have been together for over seven years and will be married for five later this summer. So for you Anonymous and all others experiencing marital problems on the brink of complete collapse, once you get through the initial bitterness and general fall out from the bullshit of your ex or soon to be ex-spouse, things will fall into place.
However, I have one piece of advice for all of you who are in the middle of an implosion of marital bliss. I promise you all, the best way to get divorced is to work it out yourselves. I do not care what you do, but you MUST convince your other half that an uncontested divorce is the ONLY way to go. These go for about $500 or so. But you can only do this if you have everything worked out in a separation agreement. You can create an equitable separation agreement, let any lawyer look at it for about a $100 or so, and then take it to your Uncontested Divorce Attorney who will advise you both and finalize everything. They put the divorce together and you file it. This includes the kids. You can have kids in this type of divorce and as long as you both agree to custody and visitation, you can get it done for a small sum of money.
I implore you to look into this, and DO NOT spend money on the money grubbing lawyers. They will goad you both into doing this or that which will piss the other off and you will up the guns like a domestic cold war, but ultimately it will end with mutual destruction of your emotions, your current finances and your financial future. The key thing to remember is EVERYONE loses in divorce; you, your spouse, kids and your bank account! Well everyone loses except your lawyers who I swear to you are laughing right to the bank. They do not care about you no matter what they say. They are lawyers not for any noble reason, but they are lawyers to make lots of money at your expense!
I took the non-contested way out and my ex and I both got out without a big fight and we remain pretty civil today.
For those of you who do not read this blog on a regular basis which is probably everyone, I have since removed the post because it included a pic of my wife, Mimi wearing little more than a thong and a top. However, the pic was entirely too big and I was forced to remove it since it shifted my entire template and I have not figured out the effing HTML for this template enough to make it dynamic.
Thankfully, this anonymous reader fessed-up to being the ass clown to whom I referred in my post and made explanation for his comment.
So for benefit of all my readers (both of you), my apologies and to my anonymous reader who is in fact having marital issues… things will work out one way or another. BTW, Mr. Anonymous I have officially stripped you of the title of “ass clown” and in some way feel compelled to take it, but since this is my blog I will just put the title to the side and wait for another unassuming individual who really is an ass clown to assume the title. At least more than I apparently am at the moment.
I can attest to this (this being, things will work out) because I am in my second and last marriage. I say my last because, God forbid if anything happens to my current marriage, I will only scope out 18 yr old hotties and become the proverbial Dirty Old Man, cause if I can’t make a second marriage work, I am hopeless! But this is not expected to happen, as I simply want to be a pervert, forcing my current wife to engage in my debauchery and nothing more. So no Dirty Old Man things for me! But I digress… So my first marriage was an abortion and a shambles, it never should have been. I could go on and on about what happened, why it happened, etc… but it is a waste of time. On a positive note I did receive one thing out of the almost sexless journey of six years and that would be my son, who I promise you all without jest is a miracle. No, he is healthy and all that, but his conception was simply a miracle, and yes I know you may now be thinking, oh there were conception problems? But no, I hate to disappoint you, of fertility issues there were none; she was so fertile she could drink cum and get pregnant, that is if she were to ever blow anyone. No the fact was sadly, she refused to have sex most of the time but this one particular time in a drunken haze, when we were actually able to conceived my son.
Yet I digress once again! My point within all this diatribe, is I did meet Mimi after an exhaustive search and we have been together for over seven years and will be married for five later this summer. So for you Anonymous and all others experiencing marital problems on the brink of complete collapse, once you get through the initial bitterness and general fall out from the bullshit of your ex or soon to be ex-spouse, things will fall into place.
However, I have one piece of advice for all of you who are in the middle of an implosion of marital bliss. I promise you all, the best way to get divorced is to work it out yourselves. I do not care what you do, but you MUST convince your other half that an uncontested divorce is the ONLY way to go. These go for about $500 or so. But you can only do this if you have everything worked out in a separation agreement. You can create an equitable separation agreement, let any lawyer look at it for about a $100 or so, and then take it to your Uncontested Divorce Attorney who will advise you both and finalize everything. They put the divorce together and you file it. This includes the kids. You can have kids in this type of divorce and as long as you both agree to custody and visitation, you can get it done for a small sum of money.
I implore you to look into this, and DO NOT spend money on the money grubbing lawyers. They will goad you both into doing this or that which will piss the other off and you will up the guns like a domestic cold war, but ultimately it will end with mutual destruction of your emotions, your current finances and your financial future. The key thing to remember is EVERYONE loses in divorce; you, your spouse, kids and your bank account! Well everyone loses except your lawyers who I swear to you are laughing right to the bank. They do not care about you no matter what they say. They are lawyers not for any noble reason, but they are lawyers to make lots of money at your expense!
I took the non-contested way out and my ex and I both got out without a big fight and we remain pretty civil today.
posted by Just Call Me Jay at 5:42 AM
2 Comments:
No apology necessary... just glad we cleared this up and i do not carry the title "ass clown" anymore.
Chris... Had I know Anonymous was you, I would have not been so quick to jump... but I am glad we have that cleared up, especially since I have nominated a new ass-clown, but I have not yet written about the ass-clown as he was only nominated this morning!
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