*Self Pleasure for the Voyeur
You know what I ought to be doing right now? I ought to be working for my employer. But I am not, I am typing a blog entry. I also should be doing work for a private client of mine, but I am not. I have a fucking horrible headache, and as it seems that somewhere during the day I must have inserted sandpaper behind my eyelids, the act of blinking, which if you are wondering happens approximately 11,500 times a day (fucking Google just rocks doesn’t it, I mean if you wanted to know how many times a gnat takes a shit, Google could get you the info), is truly an excruciating involuntary activity. My darling sweet baby daughter and her little friend felt it necessary to howl like banshees all day long. I would be asleep and from the deep catacombs of my sleep I would get violently jerked into the realm of the wakeful because of the wailing and gnashing of the two babies. God, if fucking Motormouth had to come over, I would go crazy from sleep depravation and Mimi would just go insane in general.
So here we are, I am supposed to be doing some graphics work for this one client and cannot bring myself to do it. I cannot get my mind off of something that I read. Now, I have contemplated the level and type of content I publish. I honestly watch some of what I write because before Mimi, there were other women and experiences. I try to shy away from any reference to them out of sensitivity of my wife. I think if she had given blow jobs to 36 different guys and considered me only the second guys she had sex with, I might get annoyed about finding out about the 36 different guys, as well as the fact that she did not consider those blowjob sex (obscure movie reference, can you guess?). Mimi didn’t do that, I truly was the second guy she had been with, but on some levels she wishes she had other experiences, I am glad I got her just the way she was when we met. With that stated, I am going to make a brief reference someone out of my past and something she did (this caveat is longer and more in-depth than the reference itself).
So my wife, Jules and ESSFingers, have a three-way thing going right now with some lists. They (the lists) are actually quite interesting and humorous, although I definitely have to ask Mimi to tone down this Matthew McConaughey stuff, cause as we all know, he is a smelly bongo playing pothead. Not that there is anything wrong with smoking out, but the smelly gay part (for my indemnity, this is just what I heard, not stating it is actually so, but the rumors about smelly Brad seemed to be true as well) should be a turn off for her, because he looks gay (that is a general observation not an allegation – geez what I have to do when it comes to those slander suits, whew). So at any rate I stumbled onto ESSFingers and she had a bit of a hot post.
Now I have to tell you, the post itself was not graphic in nature, but summarized a full weekend of masturbation. Well that made me think of this other girl I once knew who told me about a time she did the same thing. She masturbated close to 60 times over a weekend. Now honestly, I know I could not do that 60 times in a weekend, but I suppose with sheer boredom, lots of lube, porn, phone sex and other bits of stimulation; I guess a woman could climax 60 in a weekend.
This conjures up a vision of a woman, mostly or completely naked all weekend, lying about doing various things, such as reading watching porn, talking on the phone having normal conversation or phone sex, while in the shower or bath, in the hot tub, lounging on the patio, hanging about in the living room, den, in front of the windows and in bed masturbating to her heart’s content (also answering the door for take out pretty much naked too – I know I am pretty depraved, sorry baby).
I want to see Mimi do this, and more than that, I want to tape her doing so. I have taped her numerous times, and one day I will commit the tape to a DVD, but until then I will keep taping. But I want to be my wife’s voyeur and watch her as she masturbates in all these different places and I want to know how many times she can cum over a weekend, just masturbating. I want to watch her with her toys, without them, on the phone in the tub, etc… Yes, this is something I have always wanted to do. I am not sure how to make this happen, being as we have children, but I want to do it sometime.
This conjures up something else, ESSFingers mentioned something about masturbating while she was speaking to a friend of hers, making me think of something Mimi and I have done several times. She has several friends who like to talk. These women can talk and talk and talk and seems to be able to continue without taking a breath. One can only reply when they do find a moment to catch their breath. Now it has happened only on several occasions, but while talking to one of these friends, I recall she was wearing a nightie of some sort, and she kept on talking, and I wanted to go to bed and have sex. So I got impatient, and as Mimi was lying down talking with her knees cocked, I made myself at home between her legs (I love going down on my Mimi, she tastes so good) and started licking and fingering her. At some point she took the nightie off and we started having sex. I recall how her pussy clenched my cock and she just kept listening to her friend sometimes responding with a “yeah”, or “uh huh” as I moved in and out of her. She was in such agony making these faces, trying not to moan (Mimi is a serious screamer which is very stimulating) into the phone as we fucked. Her friend of course was completely oblivious, and on one occasion, when Mimi climaxed, she had to put her hand over her mouth dropping the phone next to her. After she had cum, she picked the phone up and let me finish. Shortly thereafter, her friend had to go. When Mimi and her friend had finished, we stared laughing about the whole episode, her friend being completely oblivious to Mimi’s orgasm and sexual encounter.
Now I am going to ask a question of my female readership…
Have you ever masturbated though out an entire day or weekend, and climaxed a number of times? If so please tell us about it (where, under what circumstances, etc…), I am always up for some real people porn, plus I am a voyeur (as if none of us are, right?).
Have you ever had sex while speaking to someone on the phone unbeknownst to that person with whom you were speaking?
And finally; I have said over and over again, that I wanted to post some pics of Mimi… well I am going to make a point of it this weekend. I have several goals this weekend, posting pics and getting a new dishwasher. Yes I have procured a new dishwasher for a greatly discounted price… $0.00. That’s right… a charitable contribution from a family member has been made, so I will be fetching the machine at least, if not installing it this weekend. So wish me luck, I have never installed a dishwasher. It will be an adventure to say the least.
So ladies, please answer my questions, the depraved pervert in me wants to know, as well as the rest of the at least four readers I have now.
So here we are, I am supposed to be doing some graphics work for this one client and cannot bring myself to do it. I cannot get my mind off of something that I read. Now, I have contemplated the level and type of content I publish. I honestly watch some of what I write because before Mimi, there were other women and experiences. I try to shy away from any reference to them out of sensitivity of my wife. I think if she had given blow jobs to 36 different guys and considered me only the second guys she had sex with, I might get annoyed about finding out about the 36 different guys, as well as the fact that she did not consider those blowjob sex (obscure movie reference, can you guess?). Mimi didn’t do that, I truly was the second guy she had been with, but on some levels she wishes she had other experiences, I am glad I got her just the way she was when we met. With that stated, I am going to make a brief reference someone out of my past and something she did (this caveat is longer and more in-depth than the reference itself).
So my wife, Jules and ESSFingers, have a three-way thing going right now with some lists. They (the lists) are actually quite interesting and humorous, although I definitely have to ask Mimi to tone down this Matthew McConaughey stuff, cause as we all know, he is a smelly bongo playing pothead. Not that there is anything wrong with smoking out, but the smelly gay part (for my indemnity, this is just what I heard, not stating it is actually so, but the rumors about smelly Brad seemed to be true as well) should be a turn off for her, because he looks gay (that is a general observation not an allegation – geez what I have to do when it comes to those slander suits, whew). So at any rate I stumbled onto ESSFingers and she had a bit of a hot post.
Now I have to tell you, the post itself was not graphic in nature, but summarized a full weekend of masturbation. Well that made me think of this other girl I once knew who told me about a time she did the same thing. She masturbated close to 60 times over a weekend. Now honestly, I know I could not do that 60 times in a weekend, but I suppose with sheer boredom, lots of lube, porn, phone sex and other bits of stimulation; I guess a woman could climax 60 in a weekend.
This conjures up a vision of a woman, mostly or completely naked all weekend, lying about doing various things, such as reading watching porn, talking on the phone having normal conversation or phone sex, while in the shower or bath, in the hot tub, lounging on the patio, hanging about in the living room, den, in front of the windows and in bed masturbating to her heart’s content (also answering the door for take out pretty much naked too – I know I am pretty depraved, sorry baby).
I want to see Mimi do this, and more than that, I want to tape her doing so. I have taped her numerous times, and one day I will commit the tape to a DVD, but until then I will keep taping. But I want to be my wife’s voyeur and watch her as she masturbates in all these different places and I want to know how many times she can cum over a weekend, just masturbating. I want to watch her with her toys, without them, on the phone in the tub, etc… Yes, this is something I have always wanted to do. I am not sure how to make this happen, being as we have children, but I want to do it sometime.
This conjures up something else, ESSFingers mentioned something about masturbating while she was speaking to a friend of hers, making me think of something Mimi and I have done several times. She has several friends who like to talk. These women can talk and talk and talk and seems to be able to continue without taking a breath. One can only reply when they do find a moment to catch their breath. Now it has happened only on several occasions, but while talking to one of these friends, I recall she was wearing a nightie of some sort, and she kept on talking, and I wanted to go to bed and have sex. So I got impatient, and as Mimi was lying down talking with her knees cocked, I made myself at home between her legs (I love going down on my Mimi, she tastes so good) and started licking and fingering her. At some point she took the nightie off and we started having sex. I recall how her pussy clenched my cock and she just kept listening to her friend sometimes responding with a “yeah”, or “uh huh” as I moved in and out of her. She was in such agony making these faces, trying not to moan (Mimi is a serious screamer which is very stimulating) into the phone as we fucked. Her friend of course was completely oblivious, and on one occasion, when Mimi climaxed, she had to put her hand over her mouth dropping the phone next to her. After she had cum, she picked the phone up and let me finish. Shortly thereafter, her friend had to go. When Mimi and her friend had finished, we stared laughing about the whole episode, her friend being completely oblivious to Mimi’s orgasm and sexual encounter.
Now I am going to ask a question of my female readership…
Have you ever masturbated though out an entire day or weekend, and climaxed a number of times? If so please tell us about it (where, under what circumstances, etc…), I am always up for some real people porn, plus I am a voyeur (as if none of us are, right?).
Have you ever had sex while speaking to someone on the phone unbeknownst to that person with whom you were speaking?
And finally; I have said over and over again, that I wanted to post some pics of Mimi… well I am going to make a point of it this weekend. I have several goals this weekend, posting pics and getting a new dishwasher. Yes I have procured a new dishwasher for a greatly discounted price… $0.00. That’s right… a charitable contribution from a family member has been made, so I will be fetching the machine at least, if not installing it this weekend. So wish me luck, I have never installed a dishwasher. It will be an adventure to say the least.
So ladies, please answer my questions, the depraved pervert in me wants to know, as well as the rest of the at least four readers I have now.
posted by Just Call Me Jay at 3:57 AM
3 Comments:
You've already read about my masturbation-a-thon but I did neglect to mention approximately how many times I came that weekend. It had to have been at least 50.
Great blog 'Jay'. I'll definitely be cumming back. ;)
I love Clerks. But, then again, I like smelly bongo playing potheads, too, so there's no accounting for taste.
I've never had a masturbation-a-thon the likes of our dear horny ESSF - no 50 times in a single weekend for me...
The closest I could possibly come would be about 8 times, in a span of 2 hours. It was the day my very first vibrator was purchased, the entire session spent on my little twin bed in my first apartment, while my then boyfriend was outside listening to the Texas Ranger game on his car stereo. Ah! The good old days...
I have had sex while on the phone, but I can't recall the precise details of that one. I've also masturbated while on the phone...again, too many times to pick out any details.
The very first time my h.s. sweetheart (who is now my husband of 11 years) & I had sex, I was on the phone with my best friend at the time. She would have *DIED* if she had known that was going on! Guess that's part of the thrill sometimes :) Guess it worked, since he is still around.
heehee
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