Like a Virgin, Snapped for the Very First Time... Snap? WTF?
I am in a rather foul and depressed mood this evening. I was awed and amused by my wife’s boldness with her Half Naked Thursday post, and believe me, I was not the only one who was pleasantly surprised. After checking out some other posts regarding HNT, I was pretty much convinced Mimi pushed the bar to new places, or at the very least provided a lot of entertainment and maybe even some masturbatory material for others especially if you browse her blog since you will undoubtedly find additional entertaining and stimulating pictures (and there are more than just those for the curious).
At any rate, while drilling down through some key word hits for my blog (posting about something yesterday, I mentioned LAP DANCE, which scored with some search engines) I stumbled across a site by a seventeen year old Venezuelan girl (READ THE POST FIRST BEFORE GOING TO HER SITE PLEASE). This chickie is certainly the little Lolita. So how did I end up on her site? Well I promise you I am no freak in that sense (I am not going to use any words or combination thereof that would make me a search target as being some sort of freak that likes children), as it happens she scored higher than I, with something about a lap dance in her blog and the following is what I found…
Yellow: hugging
Purple: anal sex
Red: sex, coital or oral, lap dance, (alternate meaning: with no condom)
Blue: blow job
Black: sexual intercourse, coital or oral, (alternate meaning: with condom)
Orange: kissing, necking, bare breasts
Green: cunnilingus or outdoor sex
Clear: whatever you want
White: flashing or gay kiss or french kiss
Glow in the Dark: with sex toys
Red & Black: 69 (lol)Pink: licking butt or analingus
Silver: fisting (comment by Jay – WTF does a 17 year old know about fisting?)
Gold Glitter: make out
Brown: toss my salad i.e. analingus
Ok, you get the idea? Maybe? Possibly? Or even, Hopefully not. I first heard about this color code about a year ago. I was listening to Glenn Beck and he was describing this game, and I could not for the life of me, believe what I was hearing, because it was happening in middle school. What you ask? What does fisting and anilingus and “with/without condoms” have to do with middle school? Well folks I have heard about this a total of four times now, but here is the deal.
Sex Bracelet Color Codes – This is a game. The game is called “Snap”
You see girls wear jelly bracelets, like you know jelly shoes or those little black rubber bracelets Madonna used to wear when she was like a virgin (Oh how I loved the young hot cool Madonna), and then a guy or girl is supposed to “snap” or rather break the bracelet off the wearers wrist/arm and the wearer is obliged to do that which is suggested by the color code above. So at the worst lets hope your daughter is only wearing yellow if she is wearing any at all.
Let’s run down this again, this is a sex game, and the girl or guy (I guess a gay guy could play - not that there is anything wrong with that) wears a number of these bracelets in any one or variety of colors and she or he becomes the hunted. The guys or girls creep up on the wearer, snap off a bracelet and then non-condom wearing fun ensues if you get a red bracelet or sex in the quad if you happen to snag a green one or if you are slick enough you can get a red one and green one as well as a red& black one and have hot sixty-nine intercourse without a condom in the quad just for popping a bracelet off a wearer.
To be fair… I understand Snopes (An Urban Legends debunking site – pretty much the leader in debunking ULs) has not actually debunked the issue with Jelly Bracelets, but rather placed it in an “undetermined” category. So do these bracelets exist and are they actually used? I know the bracelets exist, but I can honestly say I do not know about the game. I know when I first heard about it, the context of reporting was from Glenn Back who read a news article from some mid-western locale. However, I have heard about this phenomenon several time since, and now I stumbled across this young lady’s blog. It appears from her entry that her rationale is the bracelets are flaunted in a sexual connotation and that if in fact the game of snap is mythical, then by making such a big deal of it, the myth is made fact and reality. She has 25 bracelets, but my translation alludes to the fact she is, however still a virgin.
So has anyone heard of this game? Has anyone first hand knowledge about this game? I am just very curious whether this is a Myth or if it is indeed fact?
At any rate, while drilling down through some key word hits for my blog (posting about something yesterday, I mentioned LAP DANCE, which scored with some search engines) I stumbled across a site by a seventeen year old Venezuelan girl (READ THE POST FIRST BEFORE GOING TO HER SITE PLEASE). This chickie is certainly the little Lolita. So how did I end up on her site? Well I promise you I am no freak in that sense (I am not going to use any words or combination thereof that would make me a search target as being some sort of freak that likes children), as it happens she scored higher than I, with something about a lap dance in her blog and the following is what I found…
Yellow: hugging
Purple: anal sex
Red: sex, coital or oral, lap dance, (alternate meaning: with no condom)
Blue: blow job
Black: sexual intercourse, coital or oral, (alternate meaning: with condom)
Orange: kissing, necking, bare breasts
Green: cunnilingus or outdoor sex
Clear: whatever you want
White: flashing or gay kiss or french kiss
Glow in the Dark: with sex toys
Red & Black: 69 (lol)Pink: licking butt or analingus
Silver: fisting (comment by Jay – WTF does a 17 year old know about fisting?)
Gold Glitter: make out
Brown: toss my salad i.e. analingus
Ok, you get the idea? Maybe? Possibly? Or even, Hopefully not. I first heard about this color code about a year ago. I was listening to Glenn Beck and he was describing this game, and I could not for the life of me, believe what I was hearing, because it was happening in middle school. What you ask? What does fisting and anilingus and “with/without condoms” have to do with middle school? Well folks I have heard about this a total of four times now, but here is the deal.
Sex Bracelet Color Codes – This is a game. The game is called “Snap”
You see girls wear jelly bracelets, like you know jelly shoes or those little black rubber bracelets Madonna used to wear when she was like a virgin (Oh how I loved the young hot cool Madonna), and then a guy or girl is supposed to “snap” or rather break the bracelet off the wearers wrist/arm and the wearer is obliged to do that which is suggested by the color code above. So at the worst lets hope your daughter is only wearing yellow if she is wearing any at all.
Let’s run down this again, this is a sex game, and the girl or guy (I guess a gay guy could play - not that there is anything wrong with that) wears a number of these bracelets in any one or variety of colors and she or he becomes the hunted. The guys or girls creep up on the wearer, snap off a bracelet and then non-condom wearing fun ensues if you get a red bracelet or sex in the quad if you happen to snag a green one or if you are slick enough you can get a red one and green one as well as a red& black one and have hot sixty-nine intercourse without a condom in the quad just for popping a bracelet off a wearer.
To be fair… I understand Snopes (An Urban Legends debunking site – pretty much the leader in debunking ULs) has not actually debunked the issue with Jelly Bracelets, but rather placed it in an “undetermined” category. So do these bracelets exist and are they actually used? I know the bracelets exist, but I can honestly say I do not know about the game. I know when I first heard about it, the context of reporting was from Glenn Back who read a news article from some mid-western locale. However, I have heard about this phenomenon several time since, and now I stumbled across this young lady’s blog. It appears from her entry that her rationale is the bracelets are flaunted in a sexual connotation and that if in fact the game of snap is mythical, then by making such a big deal of it, the myth is made fact and reality. She has 25 bracelets, but my translation alludes to the fact she is, however still a virgin.
So has anyone heard of this game? Has anyone first hand knowledge about this game? I am just very curious whether this is a Myth or if it is indeed fact?
2 Comments:
Well now you've got me wondering...I was reading the handbook for my daughters middle school Monday when we went to register her for 7th grade. The section where it talks about what is appropriate clothes to wear mentions that colored plastic/rubber bracelets can not be worn in school. Maybe there is some truth to it. If so, then it's pretty damn sad. Scary to think what kids that young are doing.
Well, hello. I made it to here. have read through the archives. I do that. My friend wrote about this last week - http://www.marriedinohio.com/blog/2005/07/27/whats-the-color-code/
Rosie
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