And Fabio Fucker Was Penned....
This is going to be short and sweet. Well maybe not sweet as I am currently fuming and would reign down hail and brimstone and smite those I loathe with the anger I harbor for those incompetent ass-holes who don’t know their asses from a hole in the ground.
So I have only a moment as I have truly been working tonight and have a long and in-depth report to make because of a sad fucking comedy of inept errors by technical folks and even my peers. I mean what the fuck is the deal with three of my peers coming to stand around my desk with long faces all looking at me and asking me “… what should we do?” Like WTF do you think we should do. I swear to fucking God, I am going to lose it on the next fucker who dumps their shit off on me and expects me to clean it up and then try to answer for shit from upper management cause they mismanaged the situation to begin with! Holy fucking shit, and then you have these dumb ass techs who could fuck up a wet dream. What a bunch of douche-bags, and I wish I could be more specific, but lets just say, that this tech could have only fucked up more if he had had a diagram written in crayon and did just the opposite of was specified in the diagram. Oh wait, he did that but the diagram wasn’t in crayon it was most definitely finely printed with explicit instructions. The best part of that ass-clown ran down the crack of his mother’s ass!
So I fucking hate my job, my peers are really starting to piss me off, my manager is a backstabbing piece of shit who could not lead himself out of a Fabio’s ass-hole if had or wanted to (not saying my manager is gay, but if it would get him ahead, I bet he would fuck Fabio cause he has been fucking me enough – the proverbial fucking, not the real fucking he would give Fabio [hey maybe that will be his blog name – Fabio Fucker FF]…) and in general I am just flat out beat.
Sorry this is not one of my stellar satirical bits of humor, but unfortunately because of other people’s extreme fuck-ups I must do some work that never should have been!
So I have only a moment as I have truly been working tonight and have a long and in-depth report to make because of a sad fucking comedy of inept errors by technical folks and even my peers. I mean what the fuck is the deal with three of my peers coming to stand around my desk with long faces all looking at me and asking me “… what should we do?” Like WTF do you think we should do. I swear to fucking God, I am going to lose it on the next fucker who dumps their shit off on me and expects me to clean it up and then try to answer for shit from upper management cause they mismanaged the situation to begin with! Holy fucking shit, and then you have these dumb ass techs who could fuck up a wet dream. What a bunch of douche-bags, and I wish I could be more specific, but lets just say, that this tech could have only fucked up more if he had had a diagram written in crayon and did just the opposite of was specified in the diagram. Oh wait, he did that but the diagram wasn’t in crayon it was most definitely finely printed with explicit instructions. The best part of that ass-clown ran down the crack of his mother’s ass!
So I fucking hate my job, my peers are really starting to piss me off, my manager is a backstabbing piece of shit who could not lead himself out of a Fabio’s ass-hole if had or wanted to (not saying my manager is gay, but if it would get him ahead, I bet he would fuck Fabio cause he has been fucking me enough – the proverbial fucking, not the real fucking he would give Fabio [hey maybe that will be his blog name – Fabio Fucker FF]…) and in general I am just flat out beat.
Sorry this is not one of my stellar satirical bits of humor, but unfortunately because of other people’s extreme fuck-ups I must do some work that never should have been!
posted by Just Call Me Jay at 5:57 AM
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